How can I fuck an alien? A question which comes to the mind of every youthful man after watching Avatar. Coming out of that theater in 2009 peaked my interest in intergalactic breeding. However, I am not the type to be probed, I would rather do the probing. After thoroughly disappointing internet research, I felt at a lost for a chance to release my milky way down Xenoborgora’s throat. That was, until Fleshlight came out with the Alien pocket pussy! The Alien pussy is out of this world. Even if you don’t experience an unquenchable desire to pound intergalactic pussy like me, the Alien Fleshlite is one of the better Fleshlights, along with the Goddess Fleshlight or Siren Fleshlite.
Vertical Grooves?
The first section has vertical grooves which are unique to this Fleshlight. These vertical grooves are not to be underestimated, they are powerful and pronounced more than most other Fleshlight features. They create a unique sensation that doesn’t feel like anything else I’ve felt in either a pocket pussy or real vagina. I suppose that this effect was intended as this is after all, an Alien pussy. Alien pussies should not feel like anything from this solar system. If I were to one day fuck that blue girl from Avatar, this is exactly the type of weird shit that I would expect to encounter as I am laying pipe into her. Each individual vertical groove massages you to the point where you can distinctly tell them apart. A favorite exercise of mine when pounding this Alien pussy is to shift the weight of my thrusts to one side or another so that the grooves really dig in.
Crevices?
Next there is a crevice where the Alien pocket pussy opens up, yet closes at the same time. This gap is a squeeze and is one of my favorites when compared to other Fleshlight features. These kinds of gaps are not as unique the Alien Fleshlight as the vertical grooves are. They can be found in many other pocket pussies, especially those made by Fleshlight. The canal widens, allowing you room to put more power behind your thrusts. But suddenly, to your surprise, it closes again to a very tight gap and asks the question “Can you get past?” Save your sorrow if you can’t actually get past this obstacle, it is pretty damn tight. However, the rewards of overcoming this challenge are enormous. If you manage to get past the impasse, expect to be ambushed by an army of small bumps. The bumps inside this Alien pussy are compact and packed very close together. The proximity of bump to bump generate an intense ride which will knock you out of your seat if you aren’t careful. The small bumps continue on to the end of the canal.
Conclusion
The Alien pussy by Fleshlight is certainly something to write to your home planet about. Earth females, especially American women, are tremendously overrated. This Alien pussy, on the other hand, is ridiculous because of the prominent vertical grooves and tight gaps. If Fleshlight made a pocket pussy only with the vertical grooves running the length of the canal, it would probably still be an awesome Fleshlite. For our Alien Pussy Fleshlight Review, we award this Fleshlite an overall score of 10/10.